Entry: Lessons in management Saturday, May 01, 2004



Lesson-1


A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day. A small Rabbit saw the crow and asked him," Can I also sit like u and do nothing day long"
The crow answered:"Sure, why not."
So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the crow, and rested. All of a sudden a sly fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.
Moral of the story:-
To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very,very high up.

Lesson-2


A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey,"but I haven't got the energy. "Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull. "They're packed with nutrients."
The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found that it actually gave him enough strength to reach the first branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, it reached the second branch. Finally after a fortnight, there he was proudly perched at the top of the tree. Soon a farmer spotted it and promptly shot the turkey out of the tree.
Moral of the story:-
Bullshit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.

Lesson-3


A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold, the bird froze and fell to the ground in a large field. While it was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on it. As the frozen bird lay there in a pile of cow dung, it began to realize how warm it was. The dung was actually thawing him out! he lay there all warm and happy,and soon began to sing for joy.
A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. On seeing the bird under cowdung it dug the bird out and ate it!
Moral of the story:-
1.)Not everyone who drops shit on you is your enemy. 2.)Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend. 3.)When you're in deep shit keep your mouth shut. 4.)In life everything teaches us something-even shit!

   14 comments

a4avaiz
May 14, 2004   12:32 PM PDT
 
who thinks abt all this stuff...its so funny and true....btw first time here...came thru krithika's blog.

u have a nice place here
suraj
May 12, 2004   05:43 PM PDT
 
MA'AM:LOOK!MY COMP = BULLOCK CART!!!ok??
Krithika
May 12, 2004   01:17 PM PDT
 
OK sire, literally, I've memorised this post, every time I come here for updates! :-p
suraj
May 11, 2004   06:21 PM PDT
 
Swami:Thanks man!! but ur the swami!
swami
May 10, 2004   01:38 PM PDT
 
nice blog u got here man...lots of philosophy i see here..from pencils...to Mr.gurmeet..to the jfk...
swami
May 10, 2004   01:35 PM PDT
 
intense phylosophy! (Y)
swami
May 10, 2004   01:34 PM PDT
 
intense phylosophy! (Y)
suraj
May 9, 2004   06:02 PM PDT
 
OOps! The 'bold tag' doesn't work here.
suraj
May 9, 2004   03:50 PM PDT
 
Yogi,Chimp,Laks,Kritika & Sindhu: <b>:-D(thanks)</b>
sindhu
May 8, 2004   12:31 PM PDT
 
interesting stuff. :)
Krithika
May 7, 2004   11:03 PM PDT
 
Not just funny, but thought provoking as well.
laks
May 7, 2004   10:51 PM PDT
 
hey suraj, this is definitely funny:D
Chimp
May 6, 2004   06:48 PM PDT
 
Oi, really funny man!!!! LOLOLOLOL!!! :D :D
yogi
May 2, 2004   06:00 PM PDT
 
funny stuff bhiya

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